tell me how good my yo mama jokes are.
Yo mama so fat she can't get through a door unless it's buttered and there is a twinkie on the other side.
Yo mama so fat nobody else was laughing but she was cracking up.
Yo mama so ugly she cusses herself out every morning when she looks in the mirror.
Yo mama so old she farts out dust.
Yo mama so old she knew burger king when he was a prince.
Yo mama so stupid she cussed out a fire alarm.
Yo mama so ugly she made a union cry.
Yo mama so fat she is the tallest person/ bending over.
Yo mama teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth lights up.
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